✦ welcome to the dumbest coin on solana ✦
RETARDED COIN.RETARDED HOLDERS.RETARDED PRICE.
no roadmap. no team. no clue. just a propeller hat, a bag full of crayons, and an unshakeable belief that line go up.
📜 contract address
we're live on solana ✦ paste this into pump.fun and ape responsibly (don't)
2q68mqEbjwmnMjs1o3KZDNZVyMv6RZKkHcm64iinpumpour official mission statement (live updating, getting shorter)
We are retarded and delusional and want big price
the manifesto
(we wrote it in crayon)
we are retarded.
we are delusional.
we want big price.
we put propeller hat on the R.
we hold. we don't sell. we forget the keys.
this is the way.
⚜️ all hail ⚜️
king of the retards 👑
Elon Musk
richest man on earth. owns X. runs DOGE. shoots cars into space for fun. tweets at 4am. flamethrowers, rockets, robots, dogecoin.
if anyone deserves the propeller hat, it's him.
he bought twitter for $44 billion as a joke. we're buying $RETARD. who's really the retard here? 🤷
are you retarded enough?
slide it down. way down. yes lower. lower. perfect.
✦ free tool ✦
pfp retard maker
upload your face. pick a mode. become $RETARD.
step 1 — your pic
step 2 — your retard
we don't store your image. it goes straight to the ai and back. probably. we're retards, not lawyers.
the retard gallery
hover to pause. tap any meme to blow it up 💥 (don't say we didn't warn you)
how 2 buy
three baby steps. you got this. probably.
summon phantom
download the phantom wallet. it lives in your phone or browser. free. spooky. magical.
get phantom 👻fund with $SOL
buy some solana inside phantom or send it from a faraway exchange. you need fuel, retard.
what's solanaswap for $RETARD
paste the CA into pump.fun, smash the buy button, never look at the chart again.
buy on pump.fun 🚀retardonomics
our accountant is a 4 year old with a crayon. checks out.
the retarded roadmap
drawn on a napkin. we lost the napkin. doing it from memory.
be retarded
we launch. we hold. we vibrate.
get retarded holders
memes everywhere. propeller hats irl. moms confused.
retarded price
the chart goes up. or sideways. or down. but with style.
??? profit?
we don't know. nobody knows. that's the whole point.
join the retard alliance
we're live ✦ click anything below to join the retard alliance